November 2011
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You’re invited.
June 2011
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GRADUATION PARTY. ALLCAPS.
It’s been far too long.
Here’s an email I received that was meant for someone else:
Hi Everyone,
Just a reminder, Nick’s GRADUATION PARTY will be held on Sunday, June 26, 2011, beginning at 4:00 PM. Drop in and say, “HI!” Stay a little or stay all evening!
Please forward this message to your kids and their (girlfriends/boyfriends) etc.
Also, please forward to email addresses of...
January 2011
3 posts
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WatchIt’s @cliffnuttman enjoying quality time with the cooks at Taqueria El Rey Del Taco!
September 2010
2 posts
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There Will Be Blood(y Marys)
Sitting at Holeman & Finch for brunch, icy Bloody Mary glass held to my temple while a family of frenzied, battle-crazed, (apparently Viking) badgers tried to pickaxe their way out of my head via my eyeballs, I came to a realization: this was not one of my better ideas.
The plan was to see how many Bloody Marys I could drink in a weekend. Call it a pub crawl, but restricted to vodka-laced...
August 2010
10 posts
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“is it normal that i had a dream about you last night? where you were spoon...”
– unnamed coworker, via AIM
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10 things obama must do
CNN just posted a feature article listing the ten things that Obama needs to do in the next ten weeks, in order for him to “restore the confidence of the American people and minimize expected losses for his party.”
Here’s the real list.
Stop being such a damn Secret Muslim all the damn time.
Put an end to the 9-11 Memorial Attack Death-Mosque built from bricks made from the...
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dr. cop, esquire: coming soon to ABC
DESCRIPTION OF PILOT EPISODE: Dr. Officer Leonidas “Leo” Q. Friday, Esquire is chief ER doctor in Atlanta’s famed trauma unit at Grady Hospital, and he’s damn good at his job. He’s also an undercover police officer, part of a special task force assigned to stop corruption within the healthcare industry, and he’s also damn good at that job. Furthermore, he’s a...
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ludacris is, in fact, ludicrous
drz: "ludacris gives such awful, awful advice. i am going to do a songsolutions" [post on a blog I run]
sprads: "that's the beauty of luda"
drz: (quoting ludacris) "you'll be wonderin where the cops at where the cops at, cuz im drunk as fuck tell em im far from sober, cuz if the po-po happen to pull me over, imma jus tell em, errybdy with me drunk as fuck"
sprads: "there's a reason his name is not 'Praktikal'"
drz: "HAHAHA,
sprads: "haha that would be like, the dullest rapper ever"
drz: "'every year we maxin out our IRA / gettin matchin contributions to the 401k' etc"
sprads: "yep, he would do a lot of breakdowns about the benefits of flossing"
drz: "but like, actual flossing, not the slang"
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further projects for dr. khoo: lumbar fusion
So, apparently I’m still considered an authority on brain and spine surgery. I am still getting emails meant for a different Dr. Zachary Smith. Still. “Matt” emailed today to ask for a favor:
> Hi Dr. Zack, > > Greg asked me to check with you to see if there might be a handy 2L+ > image you could e-mail me from the 7/30 case you did at Good Sam. I > have a...
Anonymous asked: I can think of at least twenty questions I would want to ask you, but none of them are questions you'd actually answer. You'd just go "mm hmm" or "arrr" and then you'd be mum. Because you're like that. Because you're an obtuse asshole and for some reason I fucking love it.
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a brain paper for the mysterious dr. khoo
I have a very common last name. My gmail.com email address (z smith at gmail dot com) is a very easy-to-remember, generic one. (I was an early adopter.) As a result of this, I get email every day from people who either think I’m their friend “Zahir” or “Zelda” or even another “Zack”, mistakenly give out my email address (when theirs is something like...
July 2010
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gifs of popular rappers →
(link courtesy the incomparable lauterthanbombs)
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“He’s gonna answer again, I can...
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“Hey, um, if this is Usher, call me back...