“He’s gonna answer again, I can tell. I thought he (unintelligible) I don’t know what the message is! HELLO? IS THIS *USHER*? Okay, bye.”
Another day, another tween trying to call Usher. I answered the first call I got Tuesday night, but hung up because I couldn’t hear. (I was [making love?] in the club at the time.) With that brief answer, I think I really sparked the tweens’ interest.
I ended up texting the number back from my Google Voice account, saying that I was sorry I couldn’t answer when my fans called, and that if they are Bieber fans, to check out nike7up. They finally did write back this morning to simply say, “Hi usher.”
I decided to use my newfound position of celebrity influence to impart a wholesome message to “my” fans: “Always good to hear from the fans! Remember to eat your vegetables and do what yo mama tells you to! peace, USHER.”
Today, I am a hero.
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